After years of joking that I was the defacto president of the DFL 50 States Club, I was asked to seriously create one.
WHY: here's your chance to shine from the back of the pack!
DUES: $0. Seriously ... I'm doing this for fun. While I design merch and stuff, so all members can proudly scream their achievements through their clothing, no dues are necessary.
ENTRY: simply email me a link to race results from each state in which you are claiming DFL (Dead F--king Last) status. After I verify it, I'll list it in your stats! For added kicks, if there's a unique back story (like you ran with a full leg cast or you hurt yourself during a race and had to hobble to the finish) include that so everyone can read of how truly bad ass and determined you are!